youdonthavetogotocollege:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

010180000:

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Sandra Cisneros, A House of My Own

14g:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/BnWRklFHwai/
”

coolhandofagirl:

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

folk-punk:
“ i will Take Him
”

folk-punk:

i will Take Him

lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

borgullet:
“ somuchforthetolerantleft:
“ skelebroreturns:
“ anditssunday:
“uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?🤔😕😡
”
This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He’s a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings...

borgullet:

somuchforthetolerantleft:

skelebroreturns:

anditssunday:

uhhhhh fellas? we got an imposter?🤔😕😡

This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He’s a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.

he’s gonna do it to us

He does it because he wants to, not because he has to

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”